So that's right everyone, I'm job hunting. I've been looking around for a few weeks now... and, well, no one has any interest in hiring me. Bummer. Kind of. I know that I can learn pretty much anything and be decent at it, if not great. I have a great work ethic, one I've learned from my mother, and I pride myself in taking whatever task is given to me seriously and doing it right. Everyone can be taught to do something, I mean everyone, but not everyone works hard and takes pride in what they do. I enjoy people that take their work seriously, whether it's delivering a baby or sweeping the street; they have their job and they do it right, with pride. Rock on for these people. Now where's my soapbox? Ah here it is... are you aware that you need a degree for everything?! I mean everything! EVEN things that monkeys can do. (I don't get this saying, monkeys are really smart) I've applied to a couple of positions that sterilize surgical equipment, clean the ORs after surgery, and help the nurses have everything they need... um hello! I did that in NY, just with animals, but I'll tell you, the equipment is the same, the sterilization process is most likely the same, and to be honest it's probably easier because they don't reuse ANYTHING, so most of it goes to biohazard/trash. These hospitals have no interest in me because I don't have an associates degree as an "OR technologist." I just want to scream! You need a degree for that?! It's ridiculous, honestly. So I solider on, I don't want those jobs anyways! Giant poop on you. I applied at Wholefoods! Awesome, that would be so much fun! There are a few other things in the works but my lips are sealed for superstitious reasons.
I had an amazing epiphany (rhymes with Tiffany you know) last night, something that is going to take my button plugs to a whole new level. I just need a little time to tinker around with the idea, master the process and you guys will see the wonderfulness. Oh god I'm so excited. I've got Aubrey on the sidelines, ready to help me this weekend...the deal? She wants to go to Hobby Lobby, shit girl, DEAL!
Update on my lottery playing: I have not won Powerball or MegaMillions yet, I did however choose my own numbers and by god I'm feeling more optimistic than ever.
I send you off with a sweet little hello from my lovebug this morning, my main man Willie.
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